first family meeting

i usually try to avoid occasions such as today's because nothing good ever happens when i meet up with my family, but i was tempted this time. first of all we were meeting only with one part of the family. secondly we were going outdoors for a grill which meant there would always be some place were i could hide. and thirdly i haven't seen them in a long while. we went to a little bar beside a forest. the house that it was in had an interesting history and it looked amazing. before the war it was a wozownica. later there it was used as a greenhouse.
this part of the family consists of two kids who are absolute devils. they probably inherited their incredible ability of being a nuasance from their father whose legends are still told today by everyone who remembers him as a kid. one of my favorites includes his 10 year younger sister. when she was still walking around in pampers he was suppose to babysit her and clean the house quit often, and those were two activities he did not enjoy doing. to enrich his time at home he decided to run after his sister with the vaccum cleaner and suck on her pampers with it, she would get scared to death by it and hide under the coach only to come out when their mom got home. his two children are no better. the older one, a girl, went to summer camp. one boring evening, together with her friend, she went into one of the bed rooms, grabbed some boys jeans and started to stick chewing gum on the back, efficiently pressing it into the material. half way through the action it dawned on the two that it might not have been the best idea, so they tried to get the gum of. unfortunatly the gum didn't have the slightest intention of comming off, but they couldn't leave the gum there as evidence. they found a pair scissors and cut of the piece with the gum on it, meaning both of the back pockets. just as they were finishing someone came into the room and caught them.

the youger devil, who's picture i attach (don't be fooled by his innocent blond hair) always manages to somehow put a coin so far up his nose that only a surgen can get it out, or manages to hide himself in a closed washing machine, or throws a rock and breaks the front screan of the neighbors car. last year though, the family went on a vacation to a farm. it's the ideal place for two such devils. theoretically there's not much harm that they can do there. well this little guy, at the age of 5 managed to climb a tractor, start it, and make it drive all the way across the whole field straight into a barn. :) you gotta love them.